PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A